Grocery Shopping Problems.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 08-Oct-2004 0:08:52

>Grocery Shopping Problems
>
>
>An Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
>after
>in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
>but
>did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
>whenever she had to shop for groceries.
>
>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
>didn't
>know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
>skirt
>to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home
>with
>chicken legs.
>
>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
>how
>to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
>breasts.
>The lady got what she wanted.
>
>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable to find a way
>to
>communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
>
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>
>
>What were you thinking............?
>
>
>
>Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!
>Now get back to work............!.

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 08-Oct-2004 9:34:00

LOL
I'm saying nothing .
good 1.

Post 3 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 08-Oct-2004 11:03:41

Hey,

Thanks and thanks for posting your responses to my jokes or article. thanks so much.

I actually did went to the let's talk board and read your stress message. I really do not know how to console you or comfort you but hey, I hope my jokes do help you in one way or the other lol.

And keep on smiling. Is good to have stress sometimes but not letting it be with you for too long. Not healthy.

Hugs

Cilla